What really turns you off in porn ?

[cut93550]

When there are multiple dudes in the scene and it is nothing but close-ups. You don't even know who you are watching.

 

[jjjack]

More Bait & Switch

Porns like that should all be titled "NBC Vol. 453,530,995," or whatever number they're up to. "NBC" stands for "Nothin' But Closeups" btw. You're right. It's impossible to see the models or even what's going on. I guess that's why they're called "skin flicks." Cocks slammin' hairy ass filmed so close you can pick out your favorite rhoids, and blurry cockheads squirtin blurry shots. No faces, no muscle definition, no fun of any kind. One studio should do all of the NBCs for all of the closeup lovers, and let the other studios serve the actual market of discriminating viewers. But I guess Quinnipiac did some sort of survey that "proved" most of us love closeups - - - LOL. I don't think they asked if we like closeups 10% of the time, 50% of the time, or 99.999% of the time. Seriously, though, I figure studios like CF and SC have been successful because they use closeups less, not more---only about 10-20% of the time, I would say. Both really know how to film a money shot so viewers can see as much as possible. We always get perspectives from at least two cams. Studios who can't afford two should please leave the industry and start a cooking show or something like that. Or maybe a reality show about poverty. "Real House Husbands of Porno Loseropolis"---that might be good.

On an even more staggeringly cynical note: I just watched a BD flick advertised as P4u1 Fr3sh and T0m. If you've seen the former, you know he's a blond hunk to die for. And if you've seen the latter . . . well, in my view, he's not even quite tolerable to watch more than 0.02 or 0.03 nanosecs. So how did the flick play out? Absolutely no shots of the blond beauty above the waist, plus he wore a suit the whole time. The whole thing was the uggo sucking like a wolf eel and with about that much aesthetic appeal. Until he opens his maw for the money shot. I seriously doubt that the suit was PF. It could have been anybody. Avoid like the frickin plague!

 

[cut93550]

Unless it is a solo jackoff I hate it when dudes keep looking at the camera. If two dudes are going at it I want them to be into each other not into the camera.

 

[lordchao]

Any type of twink really turns me off.

 

[Blacky94]

Unfitting music and strange moans.
Some clips would be so hot if it weren't for the music completely butchering the scene. No, I don't think music that would fit into a Pokemon game is appropriate for porn >.<

And recently I found a clip where one guy moaned so strange, that I thought somebody butchered the audio track with a knife...

 

[absalom]

On an even more staggeringly cynical note: I just watched a BD flick advertised as P4u1 Fr3sh and T0m. If you've seen the former, you know he's a blond hunk to die for. And if you've seen the latter . . . well, in my view, he's not even quite tolerable to watch more than 0.02 or 0.03 nanosecs. So how did the flick play out? Absolutely no shots of the blond beauty above the waist, plus he wore a suit the whole time. The whole thing was the uggo sucking like a wolf eel and with about that much aesthetic appeal. Until he opens his maw for the money shot. I seriously doubt that the suit was PF. It could have been anybody. Avoid like the frickin plague!

Unfortunately, that is how BD's Bareback Casting scene is filmed every week. When Giorgo Bl@ck was the top we never saw his face and most of the time he kept his clothes on (which I find a total turnoff). In the scene your talking about Paul Fre$h IS the top.

I'm becoming increasingly dissatisfied with the BD scenes. Only the RubH1m scenes are sometimes worth watching (depending on who the models are). This is such a shame and a waste of money and effort. With the majority of Czech models that BD uses you could make some very hot scenes every week but most of the time we get awkward conversations, mechanical fucking and passionless sex. If I was a director for BD I would choose 3 models (one of them being Robert Drtin@) put them on a bed and instruct them what I want to see: good kissing, proper sucking and hard fucking. I would keep my mouth shut and let them get on with it. It would mean a departure from the scene templates BD uses every week but in my opinion the scene would be hotter and more enjoyable than the ones we get to see now every week.

 

[Jockuser24]

Save It for the TOILETS !!

Skat and Pissing PORNS.....Gosh,..save that for the Toilets and the Sewer.X_XX_XX_X

I acknowledge the phrase: "Different Strokes for Different Folks",:thumbs up:....BUT....trying to understand where a person gets-off watching another guy squat and shit is beyond my comprehension. :thinking::no::devil: Sorry,..I don't possess a PhD in Human Psychology. ~Xblushing::rofl::rofl:

 

[Spartacus_x]

Unfortunately, that is how BD's Bareback Casting scene is filmed every week. When Giorgo Bl@ck was the top we never saw his face and most of the time he kept his clothes on (which I find a total turnoff). In the scene your talking about Paul Fre$h IS the top.

What is the point of that anyway? I've noticed it's getting more and more common. I mean, what can you possibly relate to if you don't even see the person?
I've seen it in str8 porn as well, I guess it can make some sense there if people just want to focus on the woman, but I don't see a reason why it should belong in gay porn.
It's only slightly more annoying than all those gorgeous hunks who never take their clothes off. Yes, suits are hot, but dammit, I want to see that hot body eventually.

 

[jjjack]

unreadable captcha

Is anyone else fed up with unreadable captcha codes? What is the damn point if they're so illegible real downloaders cannot download them? Stupid is as stupid does (yeah right, I'm Forrest Gump), and offering a "key" that has no possibility of unlocking the lock is really, really stupid.

Yeah, Spartacus, thanks for your latest post on this thread. Advertising super good-looking models to promote a flick then the only thing you get to see is their cock---well, that's bait and switch at its worst.

 

[zeropolis79]

jjjack - here's one; people who upload files to Rapidgator or others then set them that they can only be downloaded by owners of Premium accounts only.

 

[absalom]

Is anyone else fed up with unreadable captcha codes? What is the damn point if they're so illegible real downloaders cannot download them? Stupid is as stupid does (yeah right, I'm Forrest Gump), and offering a "key" that has no possibility of unlocking the lock is really, really stupid.

File hosters want to get you so annoyed and fed up with 'unreadable' captcha codes that you buy a premium account. After all some one must pay for the use of all those servers upon which the goodies that you want to download are stored.

Solutions:

1. Buy a premium account

or

2. Follow a course in "Reading Captcha Codes" at your local community college

or

3. Renew the captcha code until you find one that you can read. As you are Forrest Gump this might take a while.

 

[howardjk]

At this time of year all the studios seem to feature:

1) models wearing some portion of Santa garb--yech
2) models having sex in the snow, I live in a snowy climate and having sex in the snow is about as likely as having it on a crowded subway.

Get the guys inside, warm and don't dress them in silly costumes!

 

[GAMboi]

1. It always grosses me out when the bottoms of the porn actors' feet are dirty.

2. This is not restricted to porn, but it always takes me out of my horny when the guys are having sex on a really ugly bedspread/duvet cover (especially when it looks old lady-ish) or when hot guys take selfies and you can see their dirty apartment in the background!

 

[horisontale]

I do not like anorexic actors, it terrifies me.

 

[iotbg]

talking,esp this "i am a virgin talking",esp.when i know that he´s a slut:rofl:

 

[tonka]

I'm not crazy about the mask site.
It finds very good looking guys. But the mask just deflates the hotness.

 

[jjjack]

Huh?

It’s bad enuff that so many porns are so poorly made, that amateur is so often way better than so-called “professional” output, and that so many amazingly good-looking models have the rug pulled out from under them by incredibly incompetent cam men, editors and “directors.” But then there are the porn industry apologists. LOL. What the hell is that? Honestly, it’s like the world is one never-ending Sopranos episode.

 

[Spartacus_x]

jjjack - here's one; people who upload files to Rapidgator or others then set them that they can only be downloaded by owners of Premium accounts only.

Oh yes, that is just lovely.

I'm not crazy about the mask site.
It finds very good looking guys. But the mask just deflates the hotness.

I completely agree. I don't get the appeal at all.

I don't know what it is, perhaps I've become too spoilt, but finding good porn to d/l has become increasingly difficult.

 

[iscemte]

Music in the background, slow fucking. I love moaning though.

 

[jjjack]

Totally fake

There’s a certain porn star who was a late bloomer on my faves list, mostly because of his cute face and gigantic bush (a fetish of mine). Won’t name names, but his initials are AJM. Some of his scenes are so-so, but several are pretty damn hot. Then I came across a prison scene where he vents a loud, squawking moan literally every breath he takes. This goes on for the entire scene---to the point where, halfway through, you think to yourself, “What the hell is that caterwauling all about?” At first you think the incessant noise is the result of his taking it up the you-know-where. But then his top withdraws and moves on to a different bottom. So does the fake moaning cease at that point? Hell no! He continues squawking with every damn breath as if he’s still getting it up the wazoo. Even his own money shot doesn’t stop him. His breathy wails continue right on through all the other models’ money shots and beyond until the scene fades to black. Talk about automatic pilot! It’s as if someone (the director?) has programmed him to “make noise” so that’s what he does---with every breath and incessantly throughout the entire take. Why doesn’t he just wear a neon sign that flashes, “I am a FAKE and I’m NOT having fun!”

The scene had a lot of potential. It could have been very hot. But this massively irritating display of fakery totally wrecked it for me. Maybe the guy had a fight with the producer and wanted to sabotage the entire production. If so, mission accomplished!