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What's the last or current Movie you Watched ?

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It's OK, not as good as I was hoping for, given that this is a Guy Richie movie. If you have watched the trailer you will get a feel for the vibe they were going for but with paper-thin characters and a weak plot which is pretty much "Go there - kill Nazis; move to next place - kill Nazis; and repeat" it's nowhere near as stylish or exiting as something like Tarantino's Inglorious Bastards.
Thank you - but so I think we'll ignore it.
 

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THE WAY BACK (2010)


In 1940, seven prisoners attempt the impossible: escape from a brutal Siberian gulag. Thus begins a treacherous 6000-kilometre trek to freedom across the world's most merciless landscapes. They have little food and few supplies, but together, they must withstand nature at is most extreme. Imdb

This popped up on R@kutenTV and I had passed on it for a while. Then I checked thr trailer and realised it was directd by Peter Weir and it starred the likes of Colin Farrell; Mark Strong; Saoirse Ronan and Ed Harris so gave it a go. It is an incredible story, beautifully filmed but could have benefitted from some editing - it's 2hrs 12mins and a heck of a lot of it is of course just walking and walking.
 

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HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS (2024)


In this 19th century, supernatural winter epic, a drunken applejack salesman must go from zero to hero and become North America's greatest fur trapper by defeating hundreds of beavers. Imdb

Su-fucking-perb! I loved this low budget; zany; bat-shit bonkers; joyously silly; slapstick; live action looney tunes style; laugh out loud; wonderfully stupid, gag fest of a movie. And all done with no dialogue apart from grunts; screams and minion-style mumbling

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
 
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ABOUT TIME (2013)

At the age of 21, Tim discovers he can travel in time and change what happens and has happened in his own life. His decision to make his world a better place by getting a girlfriend turns out not to be as easy as you might think. Imdb

Bill Nighy is in it and that should be enough. Add to that it's Richard Curtis rom-com. Rachel McAdams and Domhnall Gleeson star along with Margot Robbie; Tom Hollander; Rachel MacAdams and a cameo from Richard E Grant but I had to switch off after 45mins. Reviews I have just read say the second half is much better ( it's over 2hrs long) funnier but also devastating. Has anyone seen it and if so should I go back and take another look?
 

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JACKPOT (2024)

In the near future, a 'Grand Lottery' has been newly established in California - the catch: kill the winner before sundown to legally claim their multi-billion dollar jackpot. Imdb

Jon Cena and Awkwafina star in this "comedy caper" don't know how much they spent on making this pile of crap but it was all wasted. It was probably 10's or 100's of $millions. I lasted 25mins but even that long was a struggle. Dumb, just dumb.

Interesting to compare this with the hilarious inventive gag-fest HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS which cost a mere $155,000 to make, and is a far better movie so I suggest you watch that instead.
 
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JACKPOT (2024)

In the near future, a 'Grand Lottery' has been newly established in California - the catch: kill the winner before sundown to legally claim their multi-billion dollar jackpot. Imdb

Jon Cena and Awkwafina star in this "comedy caper" don't know how much they spent on making this pile of crap but it was all wasted. It was probably 10's or 100's of $millions. I lasted 25mins but even that long was a struggle. Dumb, just dumb.

Interesting to compare this with the hilarious inventive gag-fest HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS which cost a mere $155,000 to make, and is a far better movie so I suggest you watch that instead.
Thank you - I have been on the brink to watch it. But now I'll try a better one.
 

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HER BODY - A true porn story (2023 Czech Republic)

A successful athlete, member of the Olympic team, after a vertebra injury and the forced end of her sports career became a successful and well-known porn actress. (IMDb)

This is a Bio-Pic of the short life of Andrea Absolonova a great and outstanding diver. After the sudden end of her sport career she learns to know a photographer and porn director and so she comes in this world. She was then one of the very famous porn actresses of the Czech Republic. Until ... and that you must watch for yourself. Very recommended
 

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I'll wait for it - but since now I couldn't find this film German dubbed.

Don't worry - There is no dialogue! Just Ohhhs ; Ahhhs; Grunts and Minion-like mumblings. There is the song at the very beginning but the lyrics aren't important to the plot. It just shows the main character making a living selling his Appljack cider until the beavers damage his huge barrels, causing a fire and burning his orchard.
 

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FORGOTTEN (2017) a.k.a Night of Memory and also Recall The Night .... no trailer because it's best to come to this knowing very little.

Jin-seok, 21-year-old, moves into a new house with his family. One night, his beloved brother is kidnapped before his eyes. After long silence of 19 days, suddenly Yu-seok returns home. And soon Jin-seok feels Yu-seok is a total stranger. Imdb

The first 45/55 mins of this Korean crime/thriller/mystery moves along ok as the initial plot developes then there is a big WTF? moment and things get tense and engrossing but the plot has still not finished messing with your head. A slick, intriguing, well directed gripping movie - atmospheric sound design too.



 

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FLY ME TO THE MOON (2024)

Marketing expert Kelly Jones wreaks havoc on launch director Cole Davis's already difficult task. When the White House deems the mission too important to fail, the countdown truly begins. Imdb

Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum & Woody Harrelson star. I lasted 40 mins before hitting the off button
 

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FLY ME TO THE MOON (2024)

Marketing expert Kelly Jones wreaks havoc on launch director Cole Davis's already difficult task. When the White House deems the mission too important to fail, the countdown truly begins. Imdb

Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum & Woody Harrelson star. I lasted 40 mins before hitting the off button
I thought it was a great story that could have been a much better movie than it was.

I guess you hit the off button, when Woody started singing. 🤔
 

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TWISTERS (2024)


As storm season intensifies, the paths of former storm chaser Kate Carter, lured back to the open plains after a devastating encounter years prior, and reckless social-media superstar Tyler Owens collide when terrifying phenomena never seen before are unleashed. The pair and their competing teams find themselves squarely in the paths of multiple storm systems converging over central Oklahoma in the fight of their lives. Imdb

Just seeing the title you will be able to guess what's in the movie - CGI special effects; trucks driving in hailstones and flying debris: add some terrible dialogue, some poor acting and an awful soundtrack and that's Twisters. I mean I knew it would be pretty terrible so wasn't expecting much. It didn't reach "so bad it's good" but I did sit through to the end.
 
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CRESCENT CITY (2024)

A small town in the south is ravaged by a serial killer, with everyone being a suspect including the police. Imdb

Utter rubbish. That's 26mins of my life I will never get back. Avoid!
 
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